Edshrinker has posted 5 questions and was answered by Darlton channeled by Gotilk quite convincingly. The RedToad has posed 5 questions taken on by Edshrinker since he was hanging here in the neighborhood. I thought I'd start a fresh blog for us to play with. Post your 5 questions on the AICN TB and I will edit on to this blog so it reads here on the front page. Then we'll leave it up and let a couple folks have at it (Gotilk and Edshrinker are out of the answering loop - though Gotilk, you still owe us some questions)! Anyway, get busy and I'll post the best 5 here here tomorrow morning for you all to have at it. Good Times Lost Fans!
Ahhh - We Have a Wiener. Citizen Gotilk has bargained for a few minutes of time from team Darlton and 5 questions to make proper use of the sudden down time. If you think you have what it takes to assume the golden pen of team Darlton and answer the questions posed to Damon and/or Carlton during their kidnapp...ah, meeting this evening. Please answer the questions as if you were actually one of them and help us unlock the mysteries of LOST. Answer your questions in the COMMENTS section at the bottom of the post. And good luck, Muhahahaha!!!
1. Will we ever get a nice, dark, pirated Black Rock landing on the island history episode?
2. Will we ever actually MEET Jacob, or will he remain nebulous and seen only in quick flashes, hinting at several identities?
3. If I were to go to the island right this second, what year would it be?
4. Are there any side effects we have not seen yet as a result of going to the island and leaving at the wrong coordinates?
5. Is smokie a formless Jacob? That's all I got. Now try to sit still while I remove your toenails. If you jiggle around it gets all bleedyer. Can I get you anything? A drink of water? Some toasted crackers or snack items? Speak clearly into the microphone, please. I'll be sure to stop while you're answering questions directly. Who should start first? You answering or your pinkie toe?
So citizen Gotilk has the floor, who wishes to jump into the COMMENTS section below to put his valid concerns to rest. Enjoy!
2 comments:
1. Will we ever get a nice, dark, pirated Black Rock landing on the island history episode?
Short answer no, explanation, do you really think we can do an entire pirate movie as one episode of a weekly drama? do you have any idea how expensive that would be?
2. Will we ever actually MEET Jacob, or will he remain nebulous and seen only in quick flashes, hinting at several identities?
That second thing you said. There is no actual physical Jacob, it is the name for the spirit of Island.
3. If I were to go to the island right this second, what year would it be?
The same year you left - 2008. Assuming the Island is still there in 2008.
4. Are there any side effects we have not seen yet as a result of going to the island and leaving at the wrong coordinates?
Explosive projectile diarhea, heart on the wrong side, reverse aging, appearing off the Cape of Good Hope or in Antarctica, blood from the tear ducts, sinus congestion, developing minor or useless superpowers, Sudden Death Onset Syndrome.
5. Is smokie a formless Jacob?
Short answer, absolutely not. The two entities are unrelated. Smokey is a electro-magnetic nano-technological security device created by the Dharma Initiative. Jacob is more a pagan spirit, the soul or persona of the Island manifest as an entity. The assumption that the two forces are somehow related is probably due to the fact that both are capable of sensing and reacting to human thoughts. Smokey can take the form of persons or things someone it thinking of. Jacob can heal a person to a variable degree based on their mental self image. John Locke, for example, sees himself as damaged so Jacob has repeatedly healed Locke's spine, legs and bullet wound and yet left him with that small facial scar. Oh, and when Locke looked up with an ecstatic look on his face, that was Jacob he was seeing; when he looked up in horror, that was Smokey.
Can I get some alcohol, neosporin, cotton gauze and tape for that toenail now?
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